...Suddenly I was faced with existential angst – not quite the turning-into-a-cockroach bit, but I was definitely torn.Read More
Pencil Shavings: The Blog
At the end of a long day of copywriting, what's left?
None of these are fully worthy of their own rants, so I figured I'd put them together here as a list of small talk topics at your holiday party.Read More
By my understanding, this time of year, Santa is busy as hell. Would he really have time to sit in some frickin’ department store?Read More
Get your s**t together, man. Nobody wants a gift from CVS. NOBODY.Read More
Lights suck. They don't F'ing work. I don't care if you're hanging them on some 1-foot tree in your office or decking out the McMansion (that coincidentally is worth 1/4 what you paid for it), lights don't work.Read More
... besides saying it’s cold outside over and over and over again, what the hell does this song have to do with Christmas?Read More