Lights suck. They don't F'ing work. I don't care if you're hanging them on some 1-foot tree in your office or decking out the McMansion (that coincidentally is worth 1/4 what you paid for it), lights don't work.
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... besides saying it’s cold outside over and over and over again, what the hell does this song have to do with Christmas?
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It's sad that anyone with access to bells and a recording studio thinks that they have the right to make Christmas music.
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I went to wrap Christmas presents. It did not go well.
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I'm a huge fan of holiday songs. Some of you may remember, I even wrote the world's first Labor Day song. However, some Christmas songs are just stupid.
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As much as we'd like to think our families and friends have some sense, someone is going to buy you something you don't want, don't need, or don't even understand, just because they saw it in a commercial.
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