For me, a simple "what do you do?" requires a complicated answer that reminds me of the “Hey, Mon” skits on the old Fox hit In Living Color.Read More
Pencil Shavings: The Blog
At the end of a long day of copywriting, what's left?
I presented with the confidence and swagger of Bill Murray, and taped my ideas to the wall, just as he taught us. I HAD IT, man. Except I didn't.Read More
...Suddenly I was faced with existential angst – not quite the turning-into-a-cockroach bit, but I was definitely torn.Read More
None of these are fully worthy of their own rants, so I figured I'd put them together here as a list of small talk topics at your holiday party.Read More
By my understanding, this time of year, Santa is busy as hell. Would he really have time to sit in some frickin’ department store?Read More
Get your s**t together, man. Nobody wants a gift from CVS. NOBODY.Read More